~I feel like sharing something silly! So, here is a small sampling of my favorite t-shirt sayings! I know, I know, I have remembered far to many of these, you would have thought I could remember important things better. It's all about priorities I guess(hehe)!~
Do not anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Real Men use duct tape
When I want your opinion I will remove the duct tape from your mouth!
Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
Sarcasm just one more service I provide!
I belong to the national sarcasm society
(Like we need your support!)
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now
I've got a fever and the prescription is more cowbell!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!
I do not have ADD! I just...............
Hey look a bunny!
I'm so confused........
Wait, maybe I'm not?
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge!
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you!
I'm not stubborn, my way is just better!
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately it's Buddha!
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip!
A friend is some one who will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn that was fun!"
~One last one, it's not funny but it is one of my favorites!~
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away!